diane lucille suarez

EYES WITHOUT A FACE

2010-03-15T14:47:00.003-04:00

i found this mask in the basement today!

Did you ever see that french film "Eyes Without a Face"?

It's amazing.

<3

2009-07-08T18:51:00.000-04:00

Love, Christian Dior

2009-05-14T18:17:00.004-04:00

a little late i know....my new look! thoughts?

call me a pedophile

2009-05-12T00:35:00.002-04:00

...but this kid is fucking HOT.

"Kåre Hedebrant"

JUST saying...

snow leopards.

2009-05-11T16:10:00.000-04:00

ZAC EFRON... i get it now.

2009-03-23T00:30:00.005-04:00

i watched high school musical senior year liek 23642863 times today.

so good.

i don't know why i love it so much...it could be the punch dancing... or maybe its because it reminds me of....

call me animal

2009-03-17T23:49:00.004-04:00

thank you jean-charles de castelbajac

if i obtain anything...it will be those gloves! i need them!

cruella!

i am kind of obsessed. one day i will not care about my hairs health anymore and i WILL get that hair.

"goals"

2009-03-16T16:29:00.003-04:00

i was going through The Face Magazine archives at F.I.T and found this.

truly an gem. I need this.

THANK GOD

2009-03-15T13:33:00.004-04:00

when all seems lost at least i have you to look forward too.

HOW FUCKING SICK DOES THAT LOOK.

oh and for those who have money...gamestop is doing a buy 2 get one free deal today.

wish me luck!

2009-03-04T03:09:00.002-05:00

seeing as i'm "out of warranty" on account of water damage.. or some such supposed bullshit which has nothing to do with my cracked screen, i must take matters into my own hands.

apple can suck a bag of dicks.

field trip with anna

2009-02-25T05:47:00.006-05:00

here's some more 35mm from "s.f. oct.'08"

"NERVER FORGET"

2009-02-25T04:09:00.012-05:00

some pictures from my trip to san francisco this past october.

i have about 50 other rolls to scan. i'll post them as i get to them... it will happen slowly.

mickey rourke: total fox.

2009-02-25T00:41:00.005-05:00

even with all the bad plastic surgery and such. SO i finally saw the wrestler today. so good. anyway mickey should take style points from his character.

"RANDY THE RAM" = HOT.

"hot mess"

the real mickey.

he still gets his.

oh yea! and i just wanna add that this whole "comeback kid" bullshit is pissing me off. he never went anywhere! spun? sin city? HELLO?!

FUCK DOG. hes not hot. so don't even make a comparison.

"not a beach"

2009-02-24T11:55:00.001-05:00

i came across some random 35mm i found from some random day last summer.

OBSESSED

2009-02-23T13:56:00.001-05:00

love

fashion week.

2009-02-20T13:07:00.004-05:00

what i've been helping out with the last 2 weeks.

Costello Tagliapietra Fall '09 Ready-to-Wear

Antonio Azzuolo Fall '09

all the collections a were amazing and the designers where equally as amazing. super nice and rad. i had an awesome time.

telepathe

2009-02-13T02:02:00.003-05:00

i shot them earlier today for ladygunn mag. ANYWAY, i really like them and you should too.

check out their video.

AND here's a screenshot of my desktop as i play with photos.

"DON DO IT"

2009-02-12T23:52:00.000-05:00

male models

2009-02-12T22:36:00.002-05:00

if there's more to life then being really really ridiculously good looking, can someone tell me what that is?

thanks!

if you are randy and are reading this... call me.

cadi's impression of randy

hahah "randy" "the one that got away"

so my birthday was a success.

2009-02-12T12:54:00.001-05:00

getting head on my birthday!, originally uploaded by D. Nightbreed.

thank you for all who participated.

"goals"

2009-02-04T02:12:00.001-05:00

obsessed

2009-02-03T22:31:00.002-05:00

new link added....shitbagz.com

when in naam...

2009-02-03T19:44:00.009-05:00

MORE ----->

MY BIRTHDAY!!!

2009-02-01T02:06:00.001-05:00

GET INTO IT

so good.

2009-01-27T02:06:00.000-05:00

tomorrow is a new day

2009-01-26T17:08:00.001-05:00

new work coming.

back life. back to reality.

2009-01-05T12:05:00.005-05:00

happy new year my dears.

i haven't updated and i'm terribly sorry. i am recently moved in to a new place and we don't have internet yet soooooo......yea. i am currently on set . i just saw sean penn at the deli as i was purchasing my morning coffee. i'm addicted to fallout. i love my new room and my roomates. i am no longer hibernating. i am happy. this is my 100th post. photos to come soon i promise.

Origins

2008-12-08T19:57:00.010-05:00

Try to ignore the annoying audience. I hate them too.

Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool.

I have faith he will do well.

All this action is getting me fucking pumped. I'm totally going to start going back to boxing class.

Best of Luck, COSI.

2008-12-08T18:01:00.009-05:00

I have been looking for a part time job for the holiday season. Something low stress and easy that involves minimal thought. I responded to this craigslist ad. What I got in return was better then some crap job. By far, the greatest email that I have ever had the pleasure of receiving.

From: Zalmn Zaliyy
Subject: Re: Run manage café, lounge, internet. (East Village)
Date: December 8, 2008 5:48:40 PM EST
To: dianesuarez@mac.com
Reply-To: hazil2007@yahoo.com

Dear Ms Suarez

Thank you for your response to our ad.
Unfortunately your resume shows that you have been staying on average job six month and then you Ware having long gaps between jobs (several month) you do not demonstrate job stability or experience in the cafe restaurant area . in our opinion free lancers do not make good employees.

Best of Luck
COSI

For anyone unfamiliar, Cosi is the equivalent to a Panera Bread. What wikipedia calls a "fast casual" restaurant.

of all the things that i will miss..

2008-12-04T06:47:00.025-05:00

i'll miss having my own bathroom the most

you are painted green and i enjoy making faces into your mirror.

jason...running...

2008-12-03T14:34:00.010-05:00

i am super amped about the new friday the 13th. it looks breathtaking and hilarious. i am excited.

i wish i had taken this

2008-11-24T02:41:00.003-05:00

long live the new flesh.

check out the new bathroom floor.

2008-11-20T07:34:00.011-05:00

so good.

i have a rendevous with death

2008-11-09T20:24:00.002-05:00

gears of war 2 makes me wanna fuck. who's down for some nasty co-op?

it's like a coloring book!

2008-11-08T04:43:00.000-05:00

i get high and do weird shit. get into it.

black metal....not black people.

2008-11-06T15:02:00.000-05:00

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christopher

2008-11-06T04:41:00.002-05:00

NAAM

2008-11-04T06:02:00.000-05:00

so i went to europa this past weekend to check out my good buddy john bundy's band and, no surprise to me, they rule.

http://www.myspace.com/naamdestroysfaces

orc wolf

2008-11-03T05:47:00.001-05:00

my halloween pictures are up on flickr....click here

its good to be back

2008-10-25T05:39:00.000-04:00

so i just got back from san francisco. it was lovely but i am pleased to be back...and back to working. speaking of i need more jobs. anyone in need of my masterful skills?

anyway hit up www.patriciafield.com and buy some fall shit. ...the better they do the more work i get. so get on that. they've got some pretty sweet deals! also isn't this model stunning.... chloe beardman is her name. shes awesome. i think im gonna give her a ring to take some personal portraits for my portfolio.

Picnic Magazine Tel Aviv : Third Issue Autumn/Winter 2008-2009

2008-10-16T06:47:00.000-04:00

i have pictures in here.
if you have the means i highly recommend you picking up an issue.

my name is in hebrew too. cool.

Something to look forward to.

2008-10-08T03:21:00.008-04:00

Not all hope is lost in my world right now. This coming year my birthday falls on a thursday. Thats good, and it is followed by NY Comic Con weekend. Seeing as how my birthday has blown ass for the last 2 years this excites me greatly. I intend on going in full gothic lolita garb. I plan on reading the latest gothic & lolita bible and watching kamikazi girls right before going.

complete with bonnet and parasol. i am not kidding.

maris blood is a fucking cunt

2008-10-07T03:11:00.000-04:00

my hands hurt. also I have decided that i am not leaving my house today. i am lazy and want to remain ugly and in the dark.

oh! and i have just gotten word that my dear friend jason has officially joined the unemployment party. i would just like to give a shout out to jason and say welcome. and if you are down, here are a few things that keep me going.

1. electric dream machine

2. ray caesar

3. my photos in the current issue of picnic magazine. well, i don't really know how that would make you feel better but it makes me feel cool so pick it up at opening ceremony downtown or at american apparel. (scans coming soon)

anyway watch this.

thank god.

Guitar Lessons with Eidan Thorr

2008-10-05T17:12:00.005-04:00

almost too awesome.

I hate children

2008-10-05T15:32:00.001-04:00

Just saying.

sarah palin's infinite highlights

2008-10-03T05:37:00.004-04:00

GET INTO IT.

i believe the proper term is "frosting."

"fashion"

2008-10-02T19:04:00.007-04:00

happy halloween

2008-10-02T18:18:00.006-04:00

outtakes from the shoot on monday...

this was fun. i'm a fan of "sexy costumes".

on other notes

2008-09-29T20:26:00.007-04:00

i've also been eating way to much jell-o pudding. playing way too many video games. and eating way too poorly. i don't care what anyone says the force unleashed rules my world right now.

and i should mention that if YOU HAVE XBOX LIVE YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD GEOMETRY WARS EVOLVED 2. its ridiculously awesome. its just like the last evolved except theres like 6 different games you can play. it also rules my world right now. go go go! my personal favorite is King.

also scott sbordones (or rather "scotty bizarro") music video is pretty sweet. the day i went to it i repeated it about ten times. i was also rather inebriated. but it rules when you are sober too. i'll go ahead and quote montana: "it makes me wanna box in prison!"

Shoot!

2008-09-29T19:57:00.006-04:00

so after being stressed and angry for the past two weeks....i think the moon was in retrograde or something because it seemed to me that everyone was having problems and stressed out...ANYWAY....

so today i went over to patricia field's to shoot their halloween costumes for their site. and it was just so great. i know i'm such a fucking nerd. i took a few randoms for myself and i think i actually have two pictures for my portfolio. i cant wait to put up some of my favorites.
nothing makes me happier than taking pictures. i love shooting. and i gotta say that makeup artists ans stylists are so fucking necessary. its what takes your pictures from a 5 to a ten. hair too. thank you to michael, verushka, gilda, sushi and julie!

today was a good day.

Ngoclan

2008-09-27T15:27:00.002-04:00

i love my ngocks.... prettiest...

i like this polaroid.

i like cutting up my contacts and turning them into playing cards. thank you guy aroch.

the unemployment party!

2008-09-27T14:01:00.008-04:00

i haven't updated in two weeks and i feel terrible. so in the last two weeks.....

cadi and i gave shay a makeover...

i've been freelancing...

hung out with old friends...

everyone got pma tattoos...

paul and i quit our dead end jobs and joined the unemployment party!

now this last one is a big deal. well technically i am not unemployed. i am freelance.

City Magazine September 2008

2008-09-04T00:54:00.003-04:00

go buy the september issue of city magazine. i shot for it and i am very excited about it. its the fall fashion issue and its really fancy. YAY!

special thanks dana loia. you rule.

oh and the cover looks like this.

urinating in public

2008-09-02T08:45:00.002-04:00

don't do it.

ghetto.

2008-08-28T15:51:00.004-04:00

yeah son.

and by the way i did my own nails, thank you very much.

flickr updates

2008-08-28T01:22:00.002-04:00

i finally got around to uploading the last few weeks worth of photos.

GET INTO IT

one ugly cake.

2008-08-27T15:34:00.006-04:00

whatever man. ugly cakes taste better...it was supposed to be a gold helmet......yeah...

BUT SERIOUSLY

2008-08-27T14:40:00.002-04:00

why so fucking serious?

i've officially lost it.

2008-08-27T12:55:00.000-04:00

pizza cake!!

bucket of chicken cake!! holy hell.

another pizza cake...for good measure.

THIS IS A TACO CAKE. AND SOMEONE HAD IT AT THEIR WEDDING! all i can say is "awesome"

i will stop now. i am on overload.

DUDE!!!!!!

2008-08-26T12:21:00.003-04:00

tiny food!!! ITS EDIBLE TOO.

i'm freaking out right now. ...these are the things that keep me going...

i wish i was dead.

okay so a lighter and more pleasant note...

2008-08-26T12:17:00.002-04:00

i was googling burger cakes earlier...
now, food that looks like other food excites me in general. especially sweets that look like fast food. . anyone who knows me know that.

I COULD DIE!

my birthday is February 5th.. hintss.

fuck facebook

2008-08-26T11:57:00.008-04:00

i don't think it could possibly be anymore annoying.

first off, if i wasn't your friend in high school, why the hell would i want to be your "facebook friend"? i do not wish to keep in touch with you. i wish to be left alone. the only reason i have not deleted facebook is because it gets me freelance jobs.

secondly, what the hell is all this "apps" shit. (i.e. "how will you die?" invitations, "korean food" requests, mobwars, vampire fight") . what is that shit anyway? it's not a game. you can't win. its completely fucking useless. then they try to charge you for it too. who is dumb enough to pay for these things?

what the fuck is this?

am i getting old or something? do i just not get it? i am very annoyed....oh, and i find its poor navigation to be highly irritating. dumb ass shit.

very angry. ...fuck work... and fuck you too.

friends don't let friends get drunk and give each other at home lip tattoos wearing dishwashing gloves.

2008-08-25T13:50:00.001-04:00

oh wait.... yes they do... ...sundays rule.

food that excites me

2008-08-22T15:12:00.003-04:00

i'm starving at work so i have been googling food today. mildly depressing, i know.....i really need to... i dont know. not google food. ANYWAY these are my favorites.

hello kitty sushi.

ice-cream pizza! note: its not really a pizza ...its ICE CREAM!

yoda pizza.... note: its not really yoda...its PIZZA!!!

BURGER DRESS!

wow. i want one.

i never want to be "old".

2008-08-19T11:28:00.003-04:00

EVER!

wedding ceremonies are for fags.

2008-08-18T14:18:00.003-04:00

could they be anymore awkward? seriously. wedding ceremonies are so annoying. you are like "professing your love" like a huge fag in front of everyone you know including old people and kids and shit. its fucking embarrassing . then everyone including your family watches you make out. gross. don't understand how anyone could possibly ever want that. i don't even get why anything has to ever be taken that seriously

if i ever get married my wedding will end up being out of nowhere and super random .... and i will be on the run from the law...and there will be blood .

yea...

HATS!!!!!

2008-08-15T15:02:00.005-04:00

so today i am obsessed with hats! i want to take self portraits in various hats. here are some of my favorites. im really into the chinese headdress' and vintage 40's right now.

i bought two of them. guess which two! HAH.

FUCK YES!

2008-08-14T23:43:00.003-04:00

so i was googling robert rodriguez... you know.. like everyone does. ...anyway check this out!

now whether or not its awesome. which i think it will be..the posters give me a boner.

Heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas

2008-08-11T22:33:00.002-04:00

so pineapple express was awesome and i have decided that james franco is indeed attractive. who knew?

minor black eyes, chipped teeth and cigarette burns.

2008-08-11T15:18:00.007-04:00

"annoying"

so i apparently had a great weekend i am told. video coming soon.

for now i will leave you with this.....

i get bored at work

2008-08-07T15:42:00.001-04:00

fuck avatars. i make my own shit. it started out with the idea for my next haircut. veronica lake meets rose mcgowan circa 'doom generation' its going to be awesome. i'm gonna look so awesome. and space is just cool. as is the white tiger.

oh yea. google white tigers underwater. its awesome!

FAT HELL

2008-08-06T13:22:00.003-04:00

this is how i feel today. i am hitting the gym hardcore this week. FITNESS SUICIDE...if you will.

on another note. look what my friend jay made.
check out his site.

Happy Birthday Dad

2008-08-04T23:02:00.002-04:00

truth be told

2008-08-01T11:59:00.000-04:00

like i don't have enough to worry about.

2008-08-01T06:37:00.004-04:00

this is me. up very early. i have not washed my hair in like four days. and i'm not wearing any makeup. don't get me wrong, i think i look pretty good this morning. hence the photo op. but my face is very crooked. i mean i look like a huge creep.

michael ian black is wicked hot and hes got a crooked face. so i guess its not too bad. hmmm.. he's also insanely funny. i need to work on that. okay. BE FUNNIER. my new goal. uhhhhh... i need coffee.

vintage marilyn

2008-08-01T04:49:00.005-04:00

Dear Marilyn,

Why aren't you hot like you used to be?

I miss you. What as happened?

We were supposed to get married.

balloon hearts!

2008-07-31T23:00:00.000-04:00

i think its really funny how the polaroid NEVER looks like the the finished photos. like at all. i will be scanning those soon. once again, if anyone knows flash and thinks i'm cool. help me out. my website is super dated and i hate all the photos on it. my portfolio is NOTHING like my website.

ZOMBI

2008-07-31T19:37:00.000-04:00

officially obsessed. i mean the colors are just so pretty.

diane survey

2008-07-30T04:07:00.002-04:00

so i see this banner and naturally i click on it.

and i answered questions.

also... how rad is this...

guess which one i am!

awesome

2008-07-29T22:19:00.002-04:00

i found myself on youtube. mildly exciting don't you think.

GET JEALOUS

2008-07-24T15:20:00.003-04:00

so i ordered it on tuesday and its taking like an eternity to get here.

I want it NOW.

last minute as fuck

2008-07-23T17:41:00.000-04:00

won't even have to use my ak

2008-07-22T11:43:00.000-04:00

there was a rainbow on my ceiling today. today will be a good day.

hang over city usa

2008-07-21T15:12:00.002-04:00

wow so i barely work my p/t office job now. which means i blog less and drink more. BUT i have some sweet ass pictures coming your way. and i got a few tricks up my sleeve. GET INTO IT!

oh yea! watching batman made me want to fuck EVERYTHING. that and its like the greatest movie ever. again this weekend in imax. whose with me?

id add more shit and some photos but the screen makes me want to puke.

'BURBS or BUST

2008-07-18T15:09:00.000-04:00

got batman tickets.

super blogger

2008-07-17T19:22:00.004-04:00

so i have become obsessed with the iphone camera. instead of loading this blog up with bullshit camera photos i just made a tumblr.

ilovediane.tumblr.com

GET INTO IT... link is on the side bar...its under "i do stuff"

bouquet of dicks

2008-07-16T23:12:00.001-04:00

dreams do come true.

my first time

2008-07-14T09:00:00.000-04:00

more proof that i rule.

today was a good day

2008-07-13T23:18:00.000-04:00

i saw a blimp today!!!! blimps excited me. it was way cooler in real life.

seriously...

dicky dacy, new tattoos, fast food and idiots.

2008-07-13T07:27:00.005-04:00

all awesome things.

so i am obsessed with my phone and its shitty camera.

lemmy wouldn't do it

2008-07-12T22:45:00.002-04:00

so i went to long island today to get the new iPhone. i was told the line would be almost two hour and i was okay with it. i drove all the way out there . two hours. fuck it right?...then i was told one more hour....i guess i don't have a choice..i had reached the point of no return...then another hour....then...

so. SEVEN HOURS LATER i got my phone.

way to go. whats funny is i never thought i would ever do some stupid ass shit like that and i did it by accident. whatever its a cool enough phone i guess...i HAVE to believe that

also the security guard had the audacity to ask me for my number. AND NOT EVEN OFFER ME A RUSH TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. what a loser.

i don't even know why i am posting this. it's all embarassing.

THIS IS SERIOUS

2008-07-12T13:52:00.003-04:00

so yesterday i think i am "ahead of the game" by attempting to buy dark knight tickets. and it was SOLD OUT. EVERYWHERE. ...this was just online. im going to box offices today. I WILL see it the night it comes out. THIS is my star wars.

i was in a limo last night. and i decided that we should do limo to batman. not on opening night. but i am sure i will see it again. we should plan a dark knight uhhh night? so we can walk right it right before showtime. i think this is a grand idea.

showing sva "what we are made of"

2008-07-12T00:12:00.000-04:00

AWESOME

2008-07-09T14:16:00.002-04:00

this dude rules.

officially gay

2008-07-09T12:52:00.005-04:00

"okay with it."

speaking of court

2008-07-08T17:59:00.004-04:00

2 years ago some asshole stole a car and crashed it on the grand central. right after a sharp turn near the astoria blvd exit eastbound. i happened to be driving that day. all cars started stopping short right after the turn. i stopped short and the guy behind me didn't see so he hit me and my car flipped over. on top of that cars where crashing left and right. it was kind of a big deal. huge pile up. all that good stuff. blahblahblah. long story short i am fine and the guy is fine and neither of us collided with anyone else. but now some asshole claims my car hit her car.

today i had to go to a deposition. the woman suing me.. or rather suing "duane" suarez, (at least get my name right!) was injured and decided to press charges against EVERYONE. its kind of bullshit. she apparently had 8 other cases pending from car accidents dating back to 1994. every one of her answers was "i cant recall". AND on top of all that ... she never once mentioned my car once. probably because we never collided. so shes rude to every ones lawyers. all aggro. it was actually kind of amusing. all the other lawyers and i kept making eye contact and trying not to laugh at how ridiculous this woman was. even the court reporter was biting his lip from laughing. THEN like 3 hours into the deposition, out of left wing, she starts CRYING because "due to her injuries" she couldn't fuck her husband and therefore he left her.

what a dumb bitch.

SHE LOOKED FINE TO ME. like its so hard to lie on your back and take it... or even let him stick his dick in your mouth or something! anything! she was walking around just fine. it seems to me that she was probably a lousy lay to start with and he most likely left her because he hates her and she spends all her time pressing false charges.

To Thedora St. Agathe: i just want to say thank you for making me take the day off work to sit in a shitty room listening to your bullshit AND waste my time AND lose a days wages. and have the audacity to be rude to everyone and then cry and tell us all about how your husband finds you repulsive and that you can't get him off. i hate you. there is nothing i can't stand more than people who waste my time with bullshit.

i hope you burn in hell you stupid lazy bitch.

my court

2008-07-08T00:23:00.004-04:00

so i shot some killer pictures of court at her place about 2 weeks ago.

this is one of the couple that i am amped about. i have decided i won't post all my new photos here on the blog. but i will update my website. super soon. PROMISE!

HAH!

2008-07-06T23:56:00.000-04:00

go to www.patriciafield.com and buy this rad hat.

oh yea. if its not already obvious... i took that picture.

it would be rad if...

2008-07-02T09:15:00.004-04:00

...the dmv would rush me a license before friday. my passport is in one of my 20 million boxes of documents and i have yet to find it. therefore, i have been using this all week. --->

which is cool and all. but i don't think its going to play out well with the door guys on 4th of july weekend.

it's the first of the month

2008-07-02T04:29:00.008-04:00

well technically its the second now. but i have yet to sleep sooooo...
this is beverly on a roof.
they came out pretty well, i think. i'm quite pleased. these were taken about an hour before she sliced her finger open while making guacamole.. read about that on her blog.

oh yes! if someone could please help me update my site... i keep putting if off because i've been so busy. i need backup. . .and shay, if you are reading this, i need your color correcting expertise. i really dislike scanning negatives and prefer to scan prints. that is my favorite way to retouch but time consuming and/or pricey. anyway i have like 3 more shoots to work on but i am all scanned out.

good night kids!