Thursday, July 31, 2008

balloon hearts!

i think its really funny how the polaroid NEVER looks like the the finished photos. like at all. i will be scanning those soon. once again, if anyone knows flash and thinks i'm cool. help me out. my website is super dated and i hate all the photos on it. my portfolio is NOTHING like my website.


officially obsessed. i mean the colors are just so pretty.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

diane survey

so i see this banner and naturally i click on it.

and i answered questions.

also... how rad is this...
guess which one i am!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


i found myself on youtube. mildly exciting don't you think.

Thursday, July 24, 2008


so i ordered it on tuesday and its taking like an eternity to get here.

I want it NOW.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

won't even have to use my ak

there was a rainbow on my ceiling today. today will be a good day.

Monday, July 21, 2008

hang over city usa

wow so i barely work my p/t office job now. which means i blog less and drink more. BUT i have some sweet ass pictures coming your way. and i got a few tricks up my sleeve. GET INTO IT!

oh yea! watching batman made me want to fuck EVERYTHING. that and its like the greatest movie ever. again this weekend in imax. whose with me?

id add more shit and some photos but the screen makes me want to puke.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

super blogger

so i have become obsessed with the iphone camera. instead of loading this blog up with bullshit camera photos i just made a tumblr.

GET INTO IT... link is on the side bar...its under "i do stuff"

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

my first time

more proof that i rule.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

today was a good day

i saw a blimp today!!!! blimps excited me. it was way cooler in real life.


dicky dacy, new tattoos, fast food and idiots.

all awesome things.

so i am obsessed with my phone and its shitty camera.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

lemmy wouldn't do it

so i went to long island today to get the new iPhone. i was told the line would be almost two hour and i was okay with it. i drove all the way out there . two hours. fuck it right?...then i was told one more hour....i guess i don't have a choice..i had reached the point of no return...then another hour....then...

so. SEVEN HOURS LATER i got my phone.

way to go. whats funny is i never thought i would ever do some stupid ass shit like that and i did it by accident. whatever its a cool enough phone i guess...i HAVE to believe that

also the security guard had the audacity to ask me for my number. AND NOT EVEN OFFER ME A RUSH TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. what a loser.

i don't even know why i am posting this. it's all embarassing.


so yesterday i think i am "ahead of the game" by attempting to buy dark knight tickets. and it was SOLD OUT. EVERYWHERE. ...this was just online. im going to box offices today. I WILL see it the night it comes out. THIS is my star wars.

i was in a limo last night. and i decided that we should do limo to batman. not on opening night. but i am sure i will see it again. we should plan a dark knight uhhh night? so we can walk right it right before showtime. i think this is a grand idea.

showing sva "what we are made of"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

speaking of court

2 years ago some asshole stole a car and crashed it on the grand central. right after a sharp turn near the astoria blvd exit eastbound. i happened to be driving that day. all cars started stopping short right after the turn. i stopped short and the guy behind me didn't see so he hit me and my car flipped over. on top of that cars where crashing left and right. it was kind of a big deal. huge pile up. all that good stuff. blahblahblah. long story short i am fine and the guy is fine and neither of us collided with anyone else. but now some asshole claims my car hit her car.

today i had to go to a deposition. the woman suing me.. or rather suing "duane" suarez, (at least get my name right!) was injured and decided to press charges against EVERYONE. its kind of bullshit. she apparently had 8 other cases pending from car accidents dating back to 1994. every one of her answers was "i cant recall". AND on top of all that ... she never once mentioned my car once. probably because we never collided. so shes rude to every ones lawyers. all aggro. it was actually kind of amusing. all the other lawyers and i kept making eye contact and trying not to laugh at how ridiculous this woman was. even the court reporter was biting his lip from laughing. THEN like 3 hours into the deposition, out of left wing, she starts CRYING because "due to her injuries" she couldn't fuck her husband and therefore he left her.

what a dumb bitch.

SHE LOOKED FINE TO ME. like its so hard to lie on your back and take it... or even let him stick his dick in your mouth or something! anything! she was walking around just fine. it seems to me that she was probably a lousy lay to start with and he most likely left her because he hates her and she spends all her time pressing false charges.

To Thedora St. Agathe: i just want to say thank you for making me take the day off work to sit in a shitty room listening to your bullshit AND waste my time AND lose a days wages. and have the audacity to be rude to everyone and then cry and tell us all about how your husband finds you repulsive and that you can't get him off. i hate you. there is nothing i can't stand more than people who waste my time with bullshit.

i hope you burn in hell you stupid lazy bitch.

my court

so i shot some killer pictures of court at her place about 2 weeks ago.

this is one of the couple that i am amped about. i have decided i won't post all my new photos here on the blog. but i will update my website. super soon. PROMISE!

Sunday, July 6, 2008


go to and buy this rad hat.

oh yea. if its not already obvious... i took that picture.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

it would be rad if...

...the dmv would rush me a license before friday. my passport is in one of my 20 million boxes of documents and i have yet to find it. therefore, i have been using this all week. --->

which is cool and all. but i don't think its going to play out well with the door guys on 4th of july weekend.

it's the first of the month

well technically its the second now. but i have yet to sleep sooooo...
this is beverly on a roof.
they came out pretty well, i think. i'm quite pleased. these were taken about an hour before she sliced her finger open while making guacamole.. read about that on her blog.

oh yes! if someone could please help me update my site... i keep putting if off because i've been so busy. i need backup. . .and shay, if you are reading this, i need your color correcting expertise. i really dislike scanning negatives and prefer to scan prints. that is my favorite way to retouch but time consuming and/or pricey. anyway i have like 3 more shoots to work on but i am all scanned out.

good night kids!