Monday, December 8, 2008


Try to ignore the annoying audience. I hate them too.

Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool.
I have faith he will do well.

All this action is getting me fucking pumped. I'm totally going to start going back to boxing class.

Best of Luck, COSI.

I have been looking for a part time job for the holiday season. Something low stress and easy that involves minimal thought. I responded to this craigslist ad. What I got in return was better then some crap job. By far, the greatest email that I have ever had the pleasure of receiving.

From: Zalmn Zaliyy
Subject: Re: Run manage café, lounge, internet. (East Village)
Date: December 8, 2008 5:48:40 PM EST

Dear Ms Suarez

Thank you for your response to our ad.
Unfortunately your resume shows that you have been staying on average job six month and then you Ware having long gaps between jobs (several month) you do not demonstrate job stability or experience in the cafe restaurant area . in our opinion free lancers do not make good employees.

Best of Luck

For anyone unfamiliar, Cosi is the equivalent to a Panera Bread. What wikipedia calls a "fast casual" restaurant.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

of all the things that i will miss..

i'll miss having my own bathroom the most
you are painted green and i enjoy making faces into your mirror.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


i am super amped about the new friday the 13th. it looks breathtaking and hilarious. i am excited.