Monday, December 8, 2008


Try to ignore the annoying audience. I hate them too.

Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool.
I have faith he will do well.

All this action is getting me fucking pumped. I'm totally going to start going back to boxing class.

Best of Luck, COSI.

I have been looking for a part time job for the holiday season. Something low stress and easy that involves minimal thought. I responded to this craigslist ad. What I got in return was better then some crap job. By far, the greatest email that I have ever had the pleasure of receiving.

From: Zalmn Zaliyy
Subject: Re: Run manage café, lounge, internet. (East Village)
Date: December 8, 2008 5:48:40 PM EST

Dear Ms Suarez

Thank you for your response to our ad.
Unfortunately your resume shows that you have been staying on average job six month and then you Ware having long gaps between jobs (several month) you do not demonstrate job stability or experience in the cafe restaurant area . in our opinion free lancers do not make good employees.

Best of Luck

For anyone unfamiliar, Cosi is the equivalent to a Panera Bread. What wikipedia calls a "fast casual" restaurant.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

of all the things that i will miss..

i'll miss having my own bathroom the most
you are painted green and i enjoy making faces into your mirror.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


i am super amped about the new friday the 13th. it looks breathtaking and hilarious. i am excited.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sunday, November 9, 2008

i have a rendevous with death

gears of war 2 makes me wanna fuck. who's down for some nasty co-op?

Saturday, November 8, 2008

it's like a coloring book!

i get high and do weird shit. get into it.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


so i went to europa this past weekend to check out my good buddy john bundy's band and, no surprise to me, they rule.


Monday, November 3, 2008

orc wolf

my halloween pictures are up on here

Saturday, October 25, 2008

its good to be back

so i just got back from san francisco. it was lovely but i am pleased to be back...and back to working. speaking of i need more jobs. anyone in need of my masterful skills?

anyway hit up and buy some fall shit. ...the better they do the more work i get. so get on that. they've got some pretty sweet deals! also isn't this model stunning.... chloe beardman is her name. shes awesome. i think im gonna give her a ring to take some personal portraits for my portfolio.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Picnic Magazine Tel Aviv : Third Issue Autumn/Winter 2008-2009

i have pictures in here.
if you have the means i highly recommend you picking up an issue.

my name is in hebrew too. cool.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Something to look forward to.

Not all hope is lost in my world right now. This coming year my birthday falls on a thursday. Thats good, and it is followed by NY Comic Con weekend. Seeing as how my birthday has blown ass for the last 2 years this excites me greatly. I intend on going in full gothic lolita garb. I plan on reading the latest gothic & lolita bible and watching kamikazi girls right before going.

complete with bonnet and parasol. i am not kidding.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

maris blood is a fucking cunt

my hands hurt. also I have decided that i am not leaving my house today. i am lazy and want to remain ugly and in the dark.

oh! and i have just gotten word that my dear friend jason has officially joined the unemployment party. i would just like to give a shout out to jason and say welcome. and if you are down, here are a few things that keep me going.

1. electric dream machine

2. ray caesar

3. my photos in the current issue of picnic magazine. well, i don't really know how that would make you feel better but it makes me feel cool so pick it up at opening ceremony downtown or at american apparel. (scans coming soon)

anyway watch this.

thank god.

Friday, October 3, 2008

sarah palin's infinite highlights


i believe the proper term is "frosting."

Thursday, October 2, 2008


happy halloween

outtakes from the shoot on monday...

this was fun. i'm a fan of "sexy costumes".

Monday, September 29, 2008

on other notes

i've also been eating way to much jell-o pudding. playing way too many video games. and eating way too poorly. i don't care what anyone says the force unleashed rules my world right now.

and i should mention that if YOU HAVE XBOX LIVE YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD GEOMETRY WARS EVOLVED 2. its ridiculously awesome. its just like the last evolved except theres like 6 different games you can play. it also rules my world right now. go go go! my personal favorite is King.

also scott sbordones (or rather "scotty bizarro") music video is pretty sweet. the day i went to it i repeated it about ten times. i was also rather inebriated. but it rules when you are sober too. i'll go ahead and quote montana: "it makes me wanna box in prison!"


so after being stressed and angry for the past two weeks....i think the moon was in retrograde or something because it seemed to me that everyone was having problems and stressed out...ANYWAY....

so today i went over to patricia field's to shoot their halloween costumes for their site. and it was just so great. i know i'm such a fucking nerd. i took a few randoms for myself and i think i actually have two pictures for my portfolio. i cant wait to put up some of my favorites.
nothing makes me happier than taking pictures. i love shooting. and i gotta say that makeup artists ans stylists are so fucking necessary. its what takes your pictures from a 5 to a ten. hair too. thank you to michael, verushka, gilda, sushi and julie!

today was a good day.

Saturday, September 27, 2008


i love my ngocks.... prettiest...

i like this polaroid.

i like cutting up my contacts and turning them into playing cards. thank you guy aroch.

the unemployment party!

i haven't updated in two weeks and i feel terrible. so in the last two weeks.....

cadi and i gave shay a makeover...

i've been freelancing...

hung out with old friends...

everyone got pma tattoos...

paul and i quit our dead end jobs and joined the unemployment party!

now this last one is a big deal. well technically i am not unemployed. i am freelance.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

City Magazine September 2008

go buy the september issue of city magazine. i shot for it and i am very excited about it. its the fall fashion issue and its really fancy. YAY!

special thanks dana loia. you rule.

oh and the cover looks like this.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008


yeah son.

and by the way i did my own nails, thank you very much.

flickr updates

i finally got around to uploading the last few weeks worth of photos.


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

one ugly cake.

whatever man. ugly cakes taste was supposed to be a gold helmet......yeah...


why so fucking serious?

i've officially lost it.

pizza cake!!

bucket of chicken cake!! holy hell.

another pizza cake...for good measure.


i will stop now. i am on overload.