Thursday, August 28, 2008


yeah son.

and by the way i did my own nails, thank you very much.

flickr updates

i finally got around to uploading the last few weeks worth of photos.


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

one ugly cake.

whatever man. ugly cakes taste was supposed to be a gold helmet......yeah...


why so fucking serious?

i've officially lost it.

pizza cake!!

bucket of chicken cake!! holy hell.

another pizza cake...for good measure.


i will stop now. i am on overload.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


tiny food!!! ITS EDIBLE TOO.

i'm freaking out right now. ...these are the things that keep me going...

i wish i was dead.

okay so a lighter and more pleasant note...

i was googling burger cakes earlier...
now, food that looks like other food excites me in general. especially sweets that look like fast food. . anyone who knows me know that.


my birthday is February 5th.. hintss.

fuck facebook

i don't think it could possibly be anymore annoying.

first off, if i wasn't your friend in high school, why the hell would i want to be your "facebook friend"? i do not wish to keep in touch with you. i wish to be left alone. the only reason i have not deleted facebook is because it gets me freelance jobs.

secondly, what the hell is all this "apps" shit. (i.e. "how will you die?" invitations, "korean food" requests, mobwars, vampire fight") . what is that shit anyway? it's not a game. you can't win. its completely fucking useless. then they try to charge you for it too. who is dumb enough to pay for these things?
what the fuck is this?

am i getting old or something? do i just not get it? i am very annoyed....oh, and i find its poor navigation to be highly irritating. dumb ass shit.

very angry. ...fuck work... and fuck you too.

Friday, August 22, 2008

food that excites me

i'm starving at work so i have been googling food today. mildly depressing, i know.....i really need to... i dont know. not google food. ANYWAY these are my favorites.

hello kitty sushi.

ice-cream pizza! note: its not really a pizza ...its ICE CREAM!

yoda pizza.... note: its not really yoda...its PIZZA!!!


wow. i want one.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

wedding ceremonies are for fags.

could they be anymore awkward? seriously. wedding ceremonies are so annoying. you are like "professing your love" like a huge fag in front of everyone you know including old people and kids and shit. its fucking embarrassing . then everyone including your family watches you make out. gross. don't understand how anyone could possibly ever want that. i don't even get why anything has to ever be taken that seriously

if i ever get married my wedding will end up being out of nowhere and super random .... and i will be on the run from the law...and there will be blood .


Friday, August 15, 2008


so today i am obsessed with hats! i want to take self portraits in various hats. here are some of my favorites. im really into the chinese headdress' and vintage 40's right now.
i bought two of them. guess which two! HAH.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


so i was googling robert rodriguez... you know.. like everyone does. ...anyway check this out!

now whether or not its awesome. which i think it will be..the posters give me a boner.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas

so pineapple express was awesome and i have decided that james franco is indeed attractive. who knew?

minor black eyes, chipped teeth and cigarette burns.


so i apparently had a great weekend i am told. video coming soon.

for now i will leave you with this.....

Thursday, August 7, 2008

i get bored at work

fuck avatars. i make my own shit. it started out with the idea for my next haircut. veronica lake meets rose mcgowan circa 'doom generation' its going to be awesome. i'm gonna look so awesome. and space is just cool. as is the white tiger.

oh yea. google white tigers underwater. its awesome!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008


this is how i feel today. i am hitting the gym hardcore this week. FITNESS SUICIDE...if you will.

on another note. look what my friend jay made.
check out his site.

Friday, August 1, 2008

truth be told

like i don't have enough to worry about.

this is me. up very early. i have not washed my hair in like four days. and i'm not wearing any makeup. don't get me wrong, i think i look pretty good this morning. hence the photo op. but my face is very crooked. i mean i look like a huge creep.

michael ian black is wicked hot and hes got a crooked face. so i guess its not too bad. hmmm.. he's also insanely funny. i need to work on that. okay. BE FUNNIER. my new goal. uhhhhh... i need coffee.

vintage marilyn

Dear Marilyn,

Why aren't you hot like you used to be?

I miss you. What as happened?

We were supposed to get married.