Monday, December 8, 2008

Best of Luck, COSI.

I have been looking for a part time job for the holiday season. Something low stress and easy that involves minimal thought. I responded to this craigslist ad. What I got in return was better then some crap job. By far, the greatest email that I have ever had the pleasure of receiving.

From: Zalmn Zaliyy
Subject: Re: Run manage café, lounge, internet. (East Village)
Date: December 8, 2008 5:48:40 PM EST

Dear Ms Suarez

Thank you for your response to our ad.
Unfortunately your resume shows that you have been staying on average job six month and then you Ware having long gaps between jobs (several month) you do not demonstrate job stability or experience in the cafe restaurant area . in our opinion free lancers do not make good employees.

Best of Luck

For anyone unfamiliar, Cosi is the equivalent to a Panera Bread. What wikipedia calls a "fast casual" restaurant.