Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
okay so a lighter and more pleasant note...
fuck facebook
i don't think it could possibly be anymore annoying.
first off, if i wasn't your friend in high school, why the hell would i want to be your "facebook friend"? i do not wish to keep in touch with you. i wish to be left alone. the only reason i have not deleted facebook is because it gets me freelance jobs.
secondly, what the hell is all this "apps" shit. (i.e. "how will you die?" invitations, "korean food" requests, mobwars, vampire fight") . what is that shit anyway? it's not a game. you can't win. its completely fucking useless. then they try to charge you for it too. who is dumb enough to pay for these things?
am i getting old or something? do i just not get it? i am very annoyed....oh, and i find its poor navigation to be highly irritating. dumb ass shit.
very angry. ...fuck work... and fuck you too.
first off, if i wasn't your friend in high school, why the hell would i want to be your "facebook friend"? i do not wish to keep in touch with you. i wish to be left alone. the only reason i have not deleted facebook is because it gets me freelance jobs.
secondly, what the hell is all this "apps" shit. (i.e. "how will you die?" invitations, "korean food" requests, mobwars, vampire fight") . what is that shit anyway? it's not a game. you can't win. its completely fucking useless. then they try to charge you for it too. who is dumb enough to pay for these things?
am i getting old or something? do i just not get it? i am very annoyed....oh, and i find its poor navigation to be highly irritating. dumb ass shit.
very angry. ...fuck work... and fuck you too.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
food that excites me
i'm starving at work so i have been googling food today. mildly depressing, i know.....i really need to... i dont know. not google food. ANYWAY these are my favorites.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
wedding ceremonies are for fags.
could they be anymore awkward? seriously. wedding ceremonies are so annoying. you are like "professing your love" like a huge fag in front of everyone you know including old people and kids and shit. its fucking embarrassing . then everyone including your family watches you make out. gross. don't understand how anyone could possibly ever want that. i don't even get why anything has to ever be taken that seriously
if i ever get married my wedding will end up being out of nowhere and super random .... and i will be on the run from the law...and there will be blood .
yea...
if i ever get married my wedding will end up being out of nowhere and super random .... and i will be on the run from the law...and there will be blood .
yea...
Friday, August 15, 2008
HATS!!!!!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
FUCK YES!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas
so pineapple express was awesome and i have decided that james franco is indeed attractive. who knew?
minor black eyes, chipped teeth and cigarette burns.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
FAT HELL
this is how i feel today. i am hitting the gym hardcore this week. FITNESS SUICIDE...if you will.
on another note. look what my friend jay made.
check out his site.
on another note. look what my friend jay made.
check out his site.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
like i don't have enough to worry about.
this is me. up very early. i have not washed my hair in like four days. and i'm not wearing any makeup. don't get me wrong, i think i look pretty good this morning. hence the photo op. but my face is very crooked. i mean i look like a huge creep.
michael ian black is wicked hot and hes got a crooked face. so i guess its not too bad. hmmm.. he's also insanely funny. i need to work on that. okay. BE FUNNIER. my new goal. uhhhhh... i need coffee.
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